brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

(via drinkyourfuckingmilk)

mofspades:

Don’t imagine your otp early in the morning with sleepy smiles and small-talk while their fingers play with each other mindlessly. Don’t think about them telling inside jokes and sharing tired giggles. Don’t you dare think about one of them rolling over and tickling the other, making them cry uncle before the other kisses them sweetly.

Just don’t do it.

(via themihaelkeehl)

why did i just you're going to suffer just as i did reading this melloxmatt rivetra bubbleline